I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.
Fatherhood
10.4s
If there's one piece of advice that I could give you about bringing up a kid… Let go.
Fatherhood
2.1s
Hey! Jordan!
Fatherhood
6.1s
Why are you guys so tough? Like, what… what is it that happens in nun camp that makes you guys this strict?
Fatherhood
3.5s
What if a boy wanted to come to school dressed in a skirt?
Fatherhood
1.2s
[doorbell rings]
Fatherhood
1.7s
-[grunts] -[giggles]
Fatherhood
11.1s
Hiyo! Oh, where's mom? Oh, mom's an astronaut trainin' at NASA. Where is mom today? Oh, mom is servin' time in San Quentin. Where's her mom?
Fatherhood
3s
-Pretty great. -What are the odds? What are the odds, you know?
Fatherhood
3.4s
Jordan, I swear to God. -Why you ballin' up your fists? -Swear to God. Stop.
Fatherhood
3.7s
Have we left him waiting long enough? Eh.
Fatherhood
7.4s
-'Cause she was strong and smart. -[chuckles] You… you know, you remind me a lot of her.
Fatherhood
1s
Yeah.
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9.8s
I mean, you know, you're great, and you're great and… It's just, uh… -It's not a setup though. You know? -Got it. Got it. -Very smooth, by the way, Oscar. -Yeah.
Fatherhood
1s
Two kisses.
Fatherhood
3.6s
Matthew, darling, we've been talking-- We think you should move back to Minnesota.
Fatherhood
1s
Huh?
Fatherhood
46.3s
I don't have an answer for that. And I don't have an answer for anything else you wanna ask me. Don't ask me no more questions. For the rest of the day, for the whole flight, I'm not answerin' nothin' else that you ask me. Do you hear me? Question time is over. I give you an inch, you take a mile. Carry your bag. -Uh! -What? Who you uh-ing? Who-- Hey, stop stompin', I'll tell you that much. We are going to have so much fun. Your cousins are waiting for you, Maddy. Yeah, wait till you see your room, girl. [chuckles] It is fabulous. -[Marion laughs] -[Mike] Yeah, come on in. [Marion] That's your art on the wall there. [chuckles] Cool. [Marion chuckles] I like to unpack, because I don't like things to be all in a jumble in my luggage, and I can't find anything.
