-This phone… -[Teddy] Mm. That don't look good. …was recovered on the scene from the man who led you into the cabin. Just before the attack, a text was sent to the former Venezuelan colonel Sebastián Marín.
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You may not talk to me, but everybody talks to him. [knock on door]
Hey, what's going on, guys? Teddy Jackson here, and I wanna introduce you to the Teddybar. I already know what you're thinking. "Teddy, what is it?" I'll tell you exactly what it is. It's an adjustable pull-up bar. Why did I make it? Because some pull-up bars are just too high. So this one adjusts to your comfort level. That's right. Adjust it to the right height and pull up all night. Let's go! [grunts] Let's get it! Oh yeah! -Oh! -[crashing] [Teddy] Oh shit! Lori!
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One hundred.
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[panting]
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Here we go. Uh… Hey, world. I'm Teddy Jackson, and I wanna welcome you to Teddybands. Ha-ha! All right, listen, weights are about to be no more. It's all about the bands. Why? Because this is where you get the best resistance. You can stretch it, do whatever you want with it. The best thing is to get you some reps in there though. -Get a lot of reps to where you feel it. -[loud snap] Shit, I felt it. Goddamn. It's my eye. It got me right on the side of the eye. Dammit.