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Why couldn't you guys give us adequate warning? Well, we just thought it'd be fun to surprise you. We said, "You know, we should have this baby tonight and mess with Marion." -Love your sense of humor, Matt. -Yeah, well, at least I got one. Bye-bye. Oh, okay. Mom, we'll call you as soon as it's over, okay? I love you. [Marion] No, no! Skype me while it's happening. -What? Mom! -Okay, now we're just being weird. I want to be in the room with my daughter and to see my granddaughter when she enters the world. Well, I'll be here to take care of her. Like you took care of Cousin Janey's baby? Mom, that is ancient history. -Here we go. Here we go. -[Marion] Not that ancient. You don't put a baby on your lap and then strap a seat belt over you in the passenger seat in an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know you don't hold a baby in your lap and strap a seat belt over you while you in the passenger seat of an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know that! Terrific. Skype me.
Fatherhood
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-It's a girl. -I heard her. I heard what she said. [doctor] Oh, sorry. Were you waiting to find out? You would've knew that if you were our regular doctor, who chose this week of all weeks to go to Maui, which is insane. -Why not go bodysurf? -[chuckles] You know, it's just our first kid. Also, she's still breech, so I wanna schedule a cesarean for this evening. -For this evening? -[doctor] Mm-hmm. Well, I haven't even set up the crib. I didn't-- Are you serious? See, I knew I should've taken care of it. You told me to take it off my list. 'Cause I wanted you to take it off your list. I'm handling it. I got it. That's really reassuring. -Honey, I'm handling it. [chuckles] -Are you really ready for this? Yes! No-- Who's really ready? Like, what does that mean when you say, "Are you really ready for this?" This evening? Can we do it tomorrow?
Fatherhood
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-[snoring softly] -[woman clears throat] -[whispers] Matt. -[Howard] Matt! [gasps] I'm not sleep. [Howard] Sleep. [chuckles] Nah, this guy never sleeps. He's deep in thought. Yeah, deep in-- That's exactly what it is. Very deep in thought. Thank you. Thank you, Howard. And the reason why is because I'm so excited… -[Howard] Yeah. -[Matt] …uh, about this. With this upgrade, there's thousands, and I mean thousands of preset visuals from flooring to, uh… to walls to lighting that really offers-- [baby crying faintly] You hear cryin'?
Fatherhood
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'Cause I got a fantasy football draft. Um, me and some guys from work. We put a nice little pool together, and we-- I'm kiddin'. Why are you taking me serious? -[chuckles] -Stop. Relax, honey, all right? That's a good one. [chuckles] -All right. [chuckles] -[doctor] You good? Yeah, my hands started sweatin'. -I know. -Yeah. -[chuckles] -[both] Whoo!
Fatherhood
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The first thing I want to say is that I love havin' you here. I know you do. [Matt] No, I… I love it. But what worries me is that if you're here… you know, if you're… if you're here for an extended period of time, we're gonna end up gettin' on each other's nerves. In just six months? That's why I was thinking maybe you could leave when my mom leaves. What would I look like goin' home before I know that you are capable of taking care of my newborn grandchild? How are you ever gonna know if you don't let me do it? [Jordan] That is a great damn point. Huh? Forty-love. [laughs] Forty-love, Matt. Here you go, brother. Look what I got for you, huh? What is that, Jordan? -I got you a pet. -That's a goldfish. And let me tell you somethin', kids with pets are really happy. Also, they don't get any allergies. Did you know that?
Fatherhood
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[Matt] Oh, here we go. This is, uh… this is your diaper rash ointment for you. This one's Maddy's. Just do… do his separate. Here. Just put yours over there so she knows that you have to pay for the stuff that you got for your problem by yourself. And this one's the one I'm paying for for Maddy. -That's yours. This is Maddy's. -Okay. He says situa-- I mean… -Bumps. -Bumps. But it's… it's shavin' bumps. -On your butt. -[Jordan] Not on my butt. -I have shavin' bumps from shavin' and-- -On your… And I saw a video that people use diaper rash ointment to keep their skin clear from gaining shavin' bumps. That's why I got such a smooth neck. -Look how-- -You look great… -I look great? -Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, she said I look great. Ask to see his butt.
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