Lori, the… -The Teddybar fell on my head! Goddamn it! -[Lori] Oh, Teddy. It does it every time I'm taping. [Lori] You need to come up with something a little less dangerous. [static crackles]
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What is this? Where am I?
The Man from Toronto
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[funky instrumental music playing]
The Man from Toronto
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What I have in my hand right now is your first down payment for your car.
The Man from Toronto
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Are you wearing a wire?
The Man from Toronto
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I didn't get no grazed. You shot me in the ass. You're such a baby.
The Man from Toronto
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-Have you ever seen her in person? -No.
The Man from Toronto
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Mm-hmm. Okay, here we go.
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There was a time where I was in a situation where somebody grabbed my backpack. And I turned around, without knowing who it was, hit her in the face. Uh… Of course we were younger, so she cried. And that's when the principal came. What are we talking about right now? My marriage… Matter of fact, no, my life… My life is depending on it, do you understand that? Your life depends on this. [Teddy] News flash! I'm more afraid of Lori than I am of you! -Would she torture you? -With the silent treatment, yeah.
The Man from Toronto
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Get a little crazy.
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[Teddy] Oh my God. Oh. I see the thumb!
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[splashes] [grunts]
The Man from Toronto
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I like you.
The Man from Toronto
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Filleted the entire poker parlor. Goddamn right I did. Don't nobody else say anything. You know why? Because at this point I'm getting angry. I'm getting angry, and I'm about to get real active. Look at my thumbs. Because it's the last thing you're gonna see. Look at this. Look at me, I'm gonna do it. -Oh, God, no. -What? Do you want me to do it? No! -Do you want me-- -No! -I'm gonna do it! -No. -[Teddy] Do you think I'm playing? -[moans] -I can't hear you! Is that what you want? -Ah! No. -Is that what you want? Then say it! -No. -Say it! -Okay, I'll tell you! Say it!