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But then they get real petty one day and kick you in your back 'cause you snoring while you sleep. -What? -You're sleeping on the floor. -You're all messed up. -What? -Carpet burns on your arm. -That's-- What are you-- That's enough! -It's not enough, okay? -It is enough. You don't know if you're gonna find a special someone. You're not talking about nobody but yourself-- You know he's talking about himself, right? I know. But if they liked each other, and then they didn't like each other, couldn't they like each other again? And wouldn't that be fun?
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Why couldn't you guys give us adequate warning? Well, we just thought it'd be fun to surprise you. We said, "You know, we should have this baby tonight and mess with Marion." -Love your sense of humor, Matt. -Yeah, well, at least I got one. Bye-bye. Oh, okay. Mom, we'll call you as soon as it's over, okay? I love you. [Marion] No, no! Skype me while it's happening. -What? Mom! -Okay, now we're just being weird. I want to be in the room with my daughter and to see my granddaughter when she enters the world. Well, I'll be here to take care of her. Like you took care of Cousin Janey's baby? Mom, that is ancient history. -Here we go. Here we go. -[Marion] Not that ancient. You don't put a baby on your lap and then strap a seat belt over you in the passenger seat in an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know you don't hold a baby in your lap and strap a seat belt over you while you in the passenger seat of an automobile driving to 7-Eleven. I know that! Terrific. Skype me.
Fatherhood