Hey. I-I like your band. Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. That's weird. You shake hands. Yeah. I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. So I wanted to check it out. - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? Sure. See you at the Deuce. - [door opens] - [man] Hey. I'm not paying you to flirt. [sighs] I wasn't flirting. I wish you had been. [exhales]
Lady Bird
17.5s
Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. [all] Three, two, one. Happy New Year! [chattering] Happy New Year! [humming] So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
Lady Bird
41.5s
- Davis? - Davis is good. - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. Lots of smart people go to Davis. I thought Berkeley had to accept me. You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. Uh, not if we don't give money. - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? - Meaning? - Nothing. - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! - You fucking racist! - [Lady Bird groans] - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! You're actually fucking evil. [yells] - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. I don't have to go anywhere. I'm not going to a fucking university that's famous for its fucking agricultural school!
Lady Bird
19.1s
- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
13.8s
Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
8.7s
Okay, the first time we did it, it was at his lake house last summer. - It was so funny. - Oh, here you go. From Uncle Matt.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Of course not.
Lady Bird
13.5s
No one, I guess. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. There's no wrong answer. Please don't tell your daughter. No. Of course not.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and...
Lady Bird
15.3s
[sobbing continues] It's okay. And do you have a support system?
Lady Bird
22.5s
My-My grandma wanted me to tell you that she missed you at Christmas. Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway. My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving. Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her. She's not crazy. She's just, you know, she has a big heart. She's very warm. I don't find your mother warm. - You don't? - No. No, she's warm. Yeah. - But she's also, kind of, scary. - Well, you can't be scary and warm. - I think you can. Your mom is. - You're gay.
Lady Bird
26.7s
Fuck me. Can you not tell anyone, please? I'm so sorry about everything. I'm so ashamed of all of it. It's just... It's going to be bad and I just need a little bit of time to figure out how I'm going to tell my mom and dad and... - Don't worry. - [sobs] [sobbing continues] I won't tell.
Lady Bird
2.9s
Can I get your number? We were looking to set up more gigs down there. Definitely.