- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
13.8s
Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?
Lady Bird
10.2s
[students chattering] [sighs] Sarah Joan is all up in my junk. She's a cunt. Birdy, you like her. Yeah, but she's a cunt.
Lady Bird
13.5s
No one, I guess. I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry. There's no wrong answer. Please don't tell your daughter. No. Of course not.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[chanting] Remember that you are dust and to dust you will return. It's a new system. You just enter your social security number and...
Lady Bird
15.3s
[sobbing continues] It's okay. And do you have a support system?
Lady Bird
1.2s
It's okay.
Lady Bird
23.1s
What you do is very baller. - You're very anarchist. - Yeah. Fuck 'em. Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you. Well, I hope not 'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family. - What? - Sorry. I... That-That was an exaggeration. It's okay. My dad has cancer, so I guess God's doing that for us. Oh, I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
13.6s
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right? You're gonna run, kind of, a skinny post right up front. I want you to look straight at the audience, okay. Don't be looking around and blabbing at anybody if they walk by ya. Eight, nine, ten. You're coming in hard, right here. 'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
Lady Bird
4.1s
Isn't there a thing, like, "Think globally, act locally"?
Lady Bird
1.9s
I wanna... You know, I wanna be a mom.
Lady Bird
38.6s
Sorry. But yes, no way. Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. [laughing] You definitely couldn't get in. Part of my job is to help you be realistic. Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. Your SAT scores are strangely very good. I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. [sighs] So what does that mean? It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper.
Lady Bird
17.8s
[chuckles] Cool. Awesome. I totally get that. Thank you. You're welcome. If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. I respect you so much... because I love you. I love you too.
Lady Bird
11.7s
[Danny] Should we go home? [Lady Bird] My mom is always mad. Doesn't matter if I get home late. She'll be mad at me anyway. - Your mom's hard on you. - Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
Lady Bird
10.9s
- Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? It's French. What should we name it? Bruce. [chuckles]
Lady Bird
11.8s
My mother was an abusive alcoholic. So, I understand you're not interested in any Catholic colleges. No way.
Lady Bird
16.2s
Dreams don't die, so keep an eye on your dream And before you know where you are, there you are All right. Stop, stop, stop.
Lady Bird
6s
That one. Right there. Next to the bright one, and then the dim one. You see it? Yeah.
