That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, God. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus... which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this... so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick... and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids.
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These restraints are pretty... People think they understand pain. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.
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CABLE: Oh, no. You're doing amazing. [GROWLS] Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Go home, Wade! You're ruining everything!
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They will not replace us. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.
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[RHYTHMIC BANGING] [RHYTHMIC BANGING IN RESPONSE]
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PILOT: [ON PA] A little turbulent up here.
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He's doing great. RUSSELL: Say it!
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Thank you.
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Shit!
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Ah, there they are. Look at these gorgeous sons of bitches. [BLOWS KISS] Oh, yeah! That's right, Bedlam!
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Left! Left! You'd have to be insane to take off in this. No, stage left, you idiot!
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Guys, for a second there... we made a pretty good team.
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Must be hard being the biggest guy in here.
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Please, after you.
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[GROANING]
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Look.
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This doesn't end with us riding into the sunset. It ends with me dying of cancer... and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth. [WADE COUGHS] There's only one person in this world that I care about, and she's gone.