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[TIRES SCREECHING] [CRASHING] I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great. Whoo! Courage, motherfuckers! And karma, motherfucker. DEADPOOL: I could hear you coming the last 30 seconds. I could barely keep a straight face. [LAUGHS] I want some more. I bet you do, Brown Panther. We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up. Good call. You guys coming with us? No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men. No, you're X-People. You're exhausting. I see what you did there. Puns. Our door's always open. That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again. Let alone two women.
Deadpool 2
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We're getting close! As a former X-Man... Trainee. Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men! Men! The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force. Isn't that a little derivative? I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter! That wasn't me.
Deadpool 2
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That's exactly what she meant. Your heart needs to be in the right place. I'm not gonna abandon this kid. He's never had anyone, ever. I need to be selfless. Yeah, but what does that mean? It means I'm gonna save Russell. Maybe I couldn't save Vanessa... but maybe I can save a robust teenager from New Zealand. Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world "selfless." I literally don't know what that means. Jesus Christ. Okay, look. According to my guy, okay... those muties are being transferred to a supermax, 80 miles away. Great, I'll pick 'em off along the way. Hold your testicles there, buddy, okay? We're talking about an armored convoy... and a vicious super soldier from the future... that is looking to turn your skull into a fuckable ashtray. You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible... and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10 to 12 years. A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers. I'm talking about some Ocean's 14shit. Rogue Two. John Wick 3,but with the original director. DOPINDER: My body is an instrument of death. Not now, Dopinder. I could be of great use. What's your superpower? Courage. That's adorable. Do you have the courage to check and see... if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Yes, sir. I'm sorry you had to see that, although I'm glad you heard it. All right, I'll put out a call for resumes. But we're not paying medical or dental. It's time to get back on LinkedIn.
Deadpool 2