I got one more idea. It's just a really bad one, even for me. Wade, what are you doing? All right. This is for all the marbles, kid! You're gonna kill someone today... Blessed are the wicked... ...then it's gotta be me.
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No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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[GRUNTS] [BOTH GRUNTING] [BONE CRACKS] [SCREAMS]
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[RUSSELL SCREAMING] [BOTH GRUNTING]
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You are an abomination! [GRUNTS]
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[IN YOUR EYESPLAYING ON BOOM BOX]
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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RUSSELL: Say it!
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It was my job to stop people like him. I came close a few times. [TOMORROWPLAYING]
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You can't help yourself.
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Oh, no, they're right here.
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I know. I love you, too.
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[GROANING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Whoo!
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We're no longer accepting applications for X-Force, unfortunately. Even if we were... there's a wind advisory in effect until at least... We don't have a lot of time. Your friend's about to make his first kill. No offense, but if you know so much... why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler. I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges: one to get me here, one to get me home. Well. That's just lazy writing. Your boy's gonna kill the headmaster of the orphanage tonight. After that, he gets a real taste for it. Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker! So he keeps killing... and killing, and killing, and killing. [GUNS COCKING] Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
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Oh. Wow! Cool your pits. They're growing back. I'm talking about your face. I've never seen you without your mask before. Jesus Christ! Looks like an avocado. DOMINO: Your legs, though, they're cute. You wanna borrow a pair of pants?
