DEADPOOL: Peter! Whoo! X-Force! Walk away! Just walk away! But we're X-Force! Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives... to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! And I need to feed my cat! Go home, Sugarbear. Go home. Okay. Will you give Domino my email?
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But that isn't Russell. It doesn't have to be him. If you knew what I knew... Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed. If you could go back... and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
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But I wouldn't kill a kid. I'm not asking you to kill a kid! I'll kill the kid. I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids. Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage. And I can imagine your dead girlfriend... would want you to do the right thing, wouldn't she?
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Chrome Bone. I haven't always been the best friend to you. But you've always been that to me. So thank you.
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Door won't open! GUARD: On your fucking knees!
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And last, but not least... Peter.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, right. [GUNSHOTS]
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Whoo!
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No, sir.
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So, what's it gonna be, handsome? Give me a chance to save him. What? You said... once he kills someone, he gets a taste for it. If we can get to him before that happens... promise you'll give me a chance to put him on a different path. Define "chance." I don't know. How long does it take to save someone's soul? That's not... I'll give you 30 seconds. What? No! Best I can do. Take it or leave it.
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There you are. Hey! You're a superhero now, bubba. That's why it's high time that you had a super suit. This one is yours. You might wanna get it steam cleaned. Especially around the pants. And let it out a little in the waist.
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A lot. And for the first time in a long while... I like me.
