People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. [SPEAKS RUSSIAN] But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [GROANS] No!
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Wait! He hasn't killed anyone yet! What more do you need to see? Don't you fucking dare! He's just a kid! Tick, tock. Meter's running!
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All right? There's one out there for you. [COUGHS] Just keep looking, okay?
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[SPEAKS RUSSIAN] I need a bus to get you all out of here. [GASPS]
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WADE: Why? VANESSA: You'll find out.
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And we can make the whole world our bitch.
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I missed you so much.
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But, hey.
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My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar. BOTH: That's good, yeah. "Rusty" is terrible.Toughie. So, uh, where are you from? The planet Mojo World. So you're an alien, I guess. Bad name. How does that, uh, help us? I'm basically better than you at everything. Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Isn't that Canada? You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
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You remind me of my wife. I'm sorry. I said, "You remind me of my wife." No, I'm sorry that you said that... while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. CABLE: She always struggled. But she was funny... and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Something I could never master.
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It's not time. What do you mean it's not time? I'm here, I made it. You can't stay. No, no, no. I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere without you. It's okay. There's a time for us. It's just not now.
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Doms! Doms, get me out of here, please. Use my arms as backpack straps.