MAN: [ON RADIO] Over and over, I hear people say, "I just don't have enough confidence." Listen, confidence is not something you have. It's something you create. [LAUGHS] And you can create it at any moment in time. A sense of confidence is nothing but a sense of power within yourself... a sense of certainty that you can pull something off. DEADPOOL: Start the fucking car! Dopinder! Start the fucking car!
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DEADPOOL: My world tour brought me home to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov. But we'll get to him in a moment. 'Cause I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [CHUCKLING] Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire. That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right? But this guy? He was one of the worst of 'em.
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Oh, great! ORDERLY: There they are! Those freaks! DEADPOOL: A bunch of armed pedophiles in nursing shoes. Can I have one of those guns? No.That's fine. Get off this property, mutant scum! I'm just gonna use this brick. Maximum effort. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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Wait! He hasn't killed anyone yet! What more do you need to see? Don't you fucking dare! He's just a kid! Tick, tock. Meter's running!
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[RUSSELL SCREAMING] [BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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[YELLS]
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[CABLE GROANS]WEASEL: He's doing it! Look at the little fella. He's doing it. [RETCHES] There he goes. CABLE: Jesus Christ! WEASEL: Just shirt-cocking it. Ugh. WEASEL: There you go, little fella.
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Oh, geez.
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I guess dubstep never dies. [BANGARANGPLAYING]
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Sick piece of shit.
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It's not time. What do you mean it's not time? I'm here, I made it. You can't stay. No, no, no. I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere without you. It's okay. There's a time for us. It's just not now.
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Oh, this is really hard. [TIRES SCREECHING]
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That's why! Told you this little fucker's too far gone. Zip it, Thanos! We have a deal and you fuck... [GROANS] JUGGERNAUT: Hey! I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. My body and my hands are so soft. You should probably head back to the car. I think I'll head back to the car.
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It was my job to stop people like him. I came close a few times. [TOMORROWPLAYING]
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I can't trust anybody!
Deadpool 2
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Not working out at all. Masking tape. It is no friend to chilled aluminum.