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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...
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I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man... and, boy, that's just a straight shooter... with upper management written all over him. Eech. Ooh. Yeah. Um... I'm going to have to go ahead... and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately... and I'm just not sure that he's the calibre person... that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems... with his T.P.S. Reports.
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- You're a software engineer? - Yep. Things, they must be very rough for you. Actually, man... I make more money selling magazine subscriptions... than I ever did at Initrode. Heh. At Initrode? Wait a minute, you're not gonna tell anybody... about all this stuff we told you. I mean, we know a lot of the same people. That's...
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Who's got my keys? I'm driving. Everything is gonna be OK. All right? OK? It's fun, and it's exciting. I gotta... I gotta go. All right? Joanna's coming over. Don't worry. You're worrying. All right? Monday morning, we're gonna check the account balance. Everything will be OK. Don't miss Tom's barbecue. I'll see you there. All right? Good night! Back up in your ass with the resurrection What were you guys celebrating last night? Oh, um... l'm not really at liberty to talk about it.
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- Peter. - Michael. What the hell's going on, man? I thought you'd come in here and start shooting. No. I just came to get my address book. I'm not gonna stay. I got a phone number, Mike, that I don't wanna lose. What? Peter, you're in deep shit. You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing? Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing... and it was everything that I thought it could be. I hope you have a better story for Lumbergh. You're supposed to be at your interview with the consultants. The who? The consultants. What has gotten into you?
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