Ooh, I gotta wake my ass up... at six a. m. Every day this week... drag up to Las Golindas. I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's.
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So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...
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I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh... a new member to our team here. This is, uh...
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What if we're still doin' this when we're fifty? It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
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Making bucks, getting exercise, working outside. Fuckin' "A." Fuckin' "A."
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I'm working at Hooters now, you know... and it's very cool.
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Hey, man, check this out, dude.
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Have you seen... I was told that if... I was late again I would be summarily dismissed.
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How do you like your new job? Not too bad, not too bad. How's Penetrode? Initrode. They're all right. It's work. Yeah, yeah. Probably get you a job there. No, thanks. I, uh... I'm doing good here.
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The key is early detection. Tumours that are detected... Aw, jeez, Lawrence. Sorry, man. I thought you'd want to see this.
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Come on.
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So, uh... We're gonna be OK, right? Yeah.
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Are you any relation to the pop singer? No, it's... it's just a coincidence. Ha ha. To be honest with you... I love his music. I do. - I'm a Michael Bolton fan. - Me, too. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better... than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." But you must really love his music, huh?
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Uh-huh. Wow! Hmm. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Give it to me. Come on, you little fucker, let's go. That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little fuck... - Michael. - Hey. Listen to me.
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Hi. Uh... could you turn that down just a little bit? But I was told that I could listen... to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 11:00. Yeah. I know you're allowed to. I was just thinkin' maybe like a personal favour. Well, l... l...I told Bill if Sandra's going to... listen to her headphones while she's filing... then I should be able to listen to the radio... while I'm collating... so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio. Yeah. All right. OK. I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume... Thanks. From 9:00 to 11:00. Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. Reports. Yeah. The cover sheet. I know. I know. Bill talked to me about it. Yeah. Did you get that memo? Yeah, I got the memo, and I understand the policy... and the problem is just that I forgot the one time... and I've already taken care of it... so it's not even really a problem anymore. Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets... on all the T.P.S. Reports before they go out now... so if you could go ahead and try to remember... to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
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"We're not in Kansas anymore." Yeah. Really. Ha ha. It's on your...
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Wait, Peter. You gotta postpone it, man. Tell 'em you've been sick. Make something up. Oh, no way. No, I feel great. It's the best day of my life.
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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...
