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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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You have to use your mind... and come up with some really great idea like that... and you can make millions... Never have to work again. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once... a long time ago. Really? What was it, Tom? Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
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No one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. "Na-ee" and then "anajaad." Nayanajaad. At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old... and that no-talent ass clown became famous... and started winning Grammys. Hmm. Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, señor. May I speak to you, please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a piña colada. And I said no salt, no salt... for the margarita, but it had salt on it. Lo siento mucho, señor. Pinche gringo. I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveller's cheques to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism. I could have this place condemned. I could put, I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.
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