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Michael, there comes a point in a man's life... and maybe that time for you is now... when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future. Uh, no offence there, Peter... but speak for yourself there, sport. I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work. I know you had this religious experience or whatever... but get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.
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I don't really like talking about my flair. OK. So, where do you, work, Peter? Initech. And... Yeah? What... what do you do there? I sit in a cubicle... and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. What's that? Well, see, they wrote all this bank software... and, uh, to save space... they used two digits for the date instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998. Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code... and, uh... It doesn't really matter. I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. You're just not gonna go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know. But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go. So you're gonna quit? Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going. What? Uh, when did you decide all that? About an hour ago. - Oh, really? - Yeah. An hour ago. So you're gonna get another job? I don't think I'd like another job. Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and... You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
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What you do at Initech... is you take the specifications from the customers... and you bring them down to the software engineers? Yes. Y-yes. That's... that's right. Well, then I just have to ask... why couldn't the customers... just take them directly to the software people, huh? Well, I'll tell you why.
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L... I didn't receive my paycheque this week. Uh, you're going to have to talk to payroll about that. I did and they said... Milt, we're gonna go ahead... and move you downstairs into storage "B." No, l... I... New people are coming, and we need the space. But there's no space... So if you could go ahead and pack your stuff... and move it down there... that would be terrific. OK? Uh, excuse me... I believe you have my stapler, please. Hmm. You've been missing a lot of work lately. I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
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