Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today... and I realised, ever since I started working, um... every single day of my life has been worse than... the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me... that's on the worst day of my life. What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? - Yeah. - Wow. That's messed up.
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Ew... ew... - Is he breathing? - Call 911! Oh! Where's the phone? Where's the goddamn phone?
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I want you to relax every muscle in your body... beginning with your toes to your fingertips.
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- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.
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Hey, man.
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Wait a minute. Let me take a look at that.
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Then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll... and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh. And I still haven't received my paycheque. And he took my stapler, and he never brought it back. And then they moved my desk to storage room "B." And there was garbage on it, and... Why don't you go back down and sit at your desk? Mr. Lumbergh should be here any minute. - Mr. Lumbergh... - Just go sit at your desk. OK. But, l... I'm gonna just...
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Ahh...
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We never should have done this. What were we thinking?
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Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
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Why's that, Drew? Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right? She does, does she? Oh, yeah, like a record. Like with who? Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Uh, let me see, who else? Lumbergh?
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Now I want you to relax your legs.
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Hey! Hey, guys! Peter! Is that Smykowski?
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Yeah. Hi. It's Bill Lumbergh again. Uh... I just wanted to make sure you knew... that we did start at the, uh... usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that... so if you could just go ahead... and get here as soon as possible... that would be terrific. Ahh...
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Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.
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Ooh, ooh. Peter, come here a minute. I wanna show you something.