Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well... does anyone ever say to you... "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man. Huh. We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday. I just know it. Well, you can get out of that easily. Yeah? How? Well... when a boss wants you to work on Saturday... he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Yeah. So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right... I got it... on the last few hours on Friday... duck out early... turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. That's a really good idea. Fuckin' "A," man.
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Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
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So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, l... l... You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass. Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right. Just... I had a rough day. Tell me about it, man. Ohh...
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I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh... a new member to our team here. This is, uh...
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Uhh.
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Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Yeah. A little bit. I... Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Yeah. I guess. L... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Yeah. I get that feeling, too, man. What do you mean by that? I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like... she's the type of chick that just...
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Peter, what's gotten into you? First, you just sit there while Dr. Swanson dies... then you walk out and embarrass me in front of my friends... and don't blame this on hypnosis, either. That's total bull...
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The key is early detection. Tumours that are detected... Aw, jeez, Lawrence. Sorry, man. I thought you'd want to see this.
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Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment.
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If you want to talk to me, just come over.
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Hey, man, check this out, dude.
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Come on.
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Yeah. L... I don't think I'm supposed to do that.
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Are you... are you serious? Yeah.
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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?