Never in my 31 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. I have half a mind to cancel your Spring Fling dance! No! I object.
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I'm really sorry. Thank you. But I know you didn't write that whole book yourself. You gonna tell Mr. Duvall who did? No. Trying this new thing where I don't talk about people behind their backs. Getting hit by a bus seems like enough punishment.
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Don't want it. You only have one message. From someone named Karen, who says: "Donut worry. I am still your freend."
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I had some friends over when you were away. Go. Go do your homework! Um, also...
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Good night.
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Any ideas?
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Cady?
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Mm-hmm.
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I wrote that Ms. Norbury is a drug pusher, and it's a lie.
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All right. Ms. Norbury is on a, uh, temporary leave of absence. Jail. Hey. I heard that, Miss Rockwell. Anyways, we're not sure who your substitute... I did it.
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F that bitch. F that wench.
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We are sending our love and prayers... Link in bio to my GoFundMe page to raise money. Regina, we knew you would pull through. How do I get this off my algorithm? I'm not one to spread rumors, but I'm pretty sure I saw Cady push her right in front of it. On my life, Cady pushed her. I literally saw Cady push Regina. Don't fill up my comments, but... karma. Girls are made deranged by what's called hormones. Hormones. W-H-O-R...
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And that's how Regina George died. Again, no one died! I mean, technically, Regina did die for, like, 15 seconds but then she was revived. And of course, the rumor mill started going insane. I just saw Regina get hit by a bus. An artery come out of her neck and her head went all the way around! Guys, street safety is so important. I'm just sad, like, that's all I can say.
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Because I should've known better.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Can you sit with me till I fall asleep?
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Mom? Hmm?
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How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? I was thinking maybe I should go back to being homeschooled. Sweetie, no. It's too small, me and you. And I think you're learning things now that I don't know how to teach.