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Do you know what you would like this evening, sir? Yes, I'd like your heart roasted on a spit.

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When I added that extra ingredient instead of following the recipe like you said, that wasn't me either. - What do you mean? - I mean, I wouldn't have done that. I would've followed the recipe. I would've followed your advice. I would've followed your advice to the ends of the earth. - Because I love your advice. - But... But I... Don't do it. I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing.

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I mean, it's not much, but it's, you know...

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So you see. We are artist, pirate. More than cooks are we. - We? - Oui. You are one of us now, oui?

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No! Waiter. Linguini! You're fired! F-l-R-E-D! Fired! She wants to see the chef. But he...

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- Don't you dare. - I'm not, I'm not. I'm...

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I can't fire him. He's getting attention. If I fire him now, everyone will wonder why. And the last thing I want is people looking into this. What are you so worried about? Isn't it good to have the press? Isn't it good to have Gusteau's name getting headlines? Not if they're over his face!

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You've been giving me credit for his gift. I know it's a hard thing to believe. But, hey, you believed I could cook, right? Look, this works. It's crazy, but it works. We can be the greatest restaurant in Paris, and this rat, this brilliant Little Chef, can lead us there.

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Oh, no.

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So I have in mind a simple arrangement. You will create for me a new line of Chef Skinner frozen foods. And I, in return, will not kill you.

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- Stop that! - Stop what? Freaking me out! Whatever you are doing, stop it. Where is the special order? - Coming! - I thought we were together on this. - We are together. - Then what are you doing? - It's very hard to explain. - The special? - Come get it!

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Hi. Is that for me?

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You got...

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Huh?

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Excuse me. I'm going to... Apparently, I need this. I'll be right... I'm going to pick that up. I got some of that spice. Okay.

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At first, Ego thinks it's a joke. But as Linguini explains, Ego's smile disappears. He doesn't react beyond asking an occasional question.

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And finding someone to replace you for poison checker has been a disaster. Nothing's been poisoned, thank God, but it hasn't been easy. - You didn't make it easy. - I know. I am sorry, Dad. Well, the important thing is that you're home. Yeah, well, about that... You look thin. Why is that? A shortage of food, or a surplus of snobbery?

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All right.

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