Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes. - Mr Thompson, I... - No, let me finish.
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Nurse, take over. I am so happy for you!
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Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together...
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Yes!
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OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm? You wouldn't hurt your own brother, would you? Hey! I've changed my mind! I don't need a blood test. I'm not even gonna get married. - The wedding is off, chief. - Bear. Chicken, chicken, chicken!
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That's great. I'm glad. Thanks. Listen, I gotta run. I gotta make sure the guys have got the hookers!
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It's not her mind you have to change. It's Mr Shit For Brains in there.
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I gotta admit my tennis is a little rusty, but polo... There's a game, eh? Unrelenting, constant challenge to the senses. A beautiful, manly experience. Rick, I want to cut through the BS.
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In the bedroom. Thanks.
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Hey! - Rick, you're lying! - It was a joke! Debbie!
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Understand? Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd here. There are professionals in here. But I didn't want them. You... you're the only one I've ever wanted.
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Fine, good. Resume party.
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Hi, baby. You're new here.
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- Wanna hear something great? - You betcha. Bobbi and Phoebe are gonna throw me a shower. It's gonna be so much fun!
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Hey, it's dark in here. Don't turn on the lights, sugar. I'll lead you around. Oh, well, a seeing-eye hooker. This is a nice service.
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Rick, we don't have a dog.
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Hey, you ready for this big party? I understand that the guys have some fascinating women lined up for you.
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All the burners are occupied at this time, so I'm just gonna have to improvise here.