Come here, you little vixen. I'm gonna set you straight about something. Women mean nothing to me, and that is why I am so in love with you.
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Why...? Why would I want to do that? I trust Rick. Oh, of course you do. And I trusted my ex, Kevin, too.
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Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!
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I'm not talking about does. I'm talking about hookers. Ohhh! Those!
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What do you mean? I mean, like, from what I hear, it's a tradition. And you're a traditional guy.
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One of these days, I'm gonna burn the Thompson court right to the ground.
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I need you to promise me.
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Cousin, I can only speak to you from experience. But what do you think happens at bachelor parties?
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Well...
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Oh, yes, yes.
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I'm having the same caterer for your shower that we had at our Christmas party last year. That'd be great! They're wonderful! If I were you, I'd worry less about the shower and more about Rick's bachelor party.
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You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future.
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- Now, if I may make some suggestions? - Oh, feel free. Good. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated.
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Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list. And you're right. You're absolutely right. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.
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But if you want your marriage to last, you have to change some things about yourself.
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Oh, he must, if he took time off from his Hitler Youth rally.
