Gentlemen, I'm not gonna beat around the bush on this thing. We've known each other since grade school, so I'm gonna give this to ya right from the hip. I mean, it's gonna come straight from the old shoulder. I mean, no fancy stuff or anything... Come on, Rick! All right. OK. All right, all right, all right. This is it.
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I'll give you a different kind of high No, I'm not like the rest of the boys I'm from Decatur, Illinois And I am suave, debonair I got this boss, curly dark black hair And I like how you run... baby!
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But I've made my decision, and we're gonna do it. I don't believe it! Mrs Rick Gassko! You're getting married... Seems like only yesterday I showed ya how to give a blow job.
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Get outta here. All right, OK, now we're all here. So what's the big announcement?
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A week from this Saturday, I turn in my amateur standing and I... I go pro.
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No, as far as they're concerned, the only good Rick is a dead Rick.
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- I'm gettin' married. - Yeah, right, yeah.
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That was not a joke, guys!
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Guys!
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Guys!
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Mr Chef? Your vegetables are on fire.
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- God, you're a slob! - Yeah, but I'm a fabulous cook. Yeah? And what are we having? Well, it's either Swiss steak, meat loaf... I dunno. Charred flesh of some sort. - Why don't we name it after we eat? - Good idea.
