Ladies, I'm messing with you. On behalf of the Department of Defense, we would like to welcome you to Naval Air Station Rota, Spain. And a sincere thank-you for coming out to entertain our troops and their families. We're excited for this tour. My name's Chicago. Over here to my left is Captain Bernie, who we like to call Zeke. - Ladies. - We're gonna be with you the whole tour - as your escorts and security details. - AMY: Question. Will we all be showering together?
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- MAN: Mayday! Mayday! - (alarm blaring) We're going down! AMY: Welcome to my successful one-woman show. "Fat Amy Winehouse." ♪ I'm a sexy star ♪ ♪ With a dirty secret. ♪ No! This is my corner! - You hear this club banger? - I quit. Yes, Lord! Move, move, move! I hate my life.
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...choke. (continues indistinctly) ...very sharp. We do not want you to impale yourself. (engine noise dies down) I hope you all heard each and every word, or else you might very well end up dead.
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It's 5:00. Okay. Whatever. - Okay... Yep. - AMY: Question, question. Um, so this is the first base. Will we be going to second base with you guys?
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Whoo!
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GAIL: Today's the day. We're getting her today. JOHN: Is your sound equipment working? Because... You don't worry about what I'm doing. - Oh, my God. She's right there. I got her. - Shh, shh. - Here, get in here. - All right. Got it. They were world champions. The winningest a cappella group of all time. The Barden Bellas, an unlikely group of not-men who somehow managed to win at something that didn't have to do with baking. - I can hear you guys. - You know, girlie, you're this close to being cut out of this d'aca'mentary. So close. You're in the danger zone. We have security, and I carry mace. We're gonna be clinging to you like mom jeans to a camel toe. GAIL (laughing): That's right! BECA (over speakers): ♪ Stand up, bend it over, boy ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Stand up ♪ RAPPER: ♪ Give me the beat, I chew it like bubblegum ♪ - ♪ All I wanna see and do ♪ - ♪ Pimp-Lo, and I'm back ♪ - ♪ With another one ♪ - ♪ Get on your feet ♪ - ♪ Bend down, yes, Lord ♪ - ♪ Come and do it for me ♪ ♪ Let me squeeze on that booty like stress balls ♪ Mm, mm, mm, mm, whoa. You produced the shit out of his turd-burger. (chuckling): Thanks. I mean, it's better. - Who's that singing? - Oh, that's me, but we've got time to get a real singer. I have a couple thoughts. - I think it's very... - Yo. Yo, can we turn this off? Pimp-Lo, bam, bam, bam. (chuckling): I mean, you have done it again. - "Bend Over" is so... - So good. EVAN: I feel like my ears are hearing the future. - BECA: Club banger. - Yeah, I hate it. I really hate it. I'm the artist, and this is my song, and I feel like y'all should play my mix. - ♪ Uh! Yeah ♪ - ♪ Give me the beat ♪ - ♪ I chew it like bubblegum ♪ - Dubble Bubble. Hey. - ♪ Pimp-Lo, and I'm back with another one ♪ - Hey. ♪ Bend down, yes, Lord ♪ ♪ Let me squeeze on that booty like stress balls ♪ - ♪ Speaking of balls... ♪ - See? This is the "Bend Over" the world needs to be listening to. - ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ - ♪ Uh! ♪ Yeah, um... (sighs) it's my job to make you the best little Pimp-Lo that you can be, and-and I want to get behind "Bend Over." And, as your producer, I would love it if you could trust me. I would love it if you leave my track how it is. I made your song great, man. (chuckling): I think what she means is, your song was always great. No, what I mean is what you gave me - was a steaming pile of... - Pimp-Lo! Okay. There's something that you should know. Uh, Beca... - is on her period. - Wow. - Oh, it's shark week? Hot damn. - Bum-bum. Y'all keepin' it one hundred. That's my moms right there. - You know what it is. - Mm-hmm. - Still menstruating? Hmm. - Okay. - Truth. EVAN: If you could just excuse us for a second. What are you doing? How can you take his side? Sides? Well, we... Why are we always talking about sides? Okay, it's our job, brah. We're producers. We bring his vision to life. (chuckles) Damn! That's poppin'! PIMP-LO: Hey!
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You know, we could just start singing right now. Lilly could lay down a beat. BECA: We already look like the B-team Bellas. I say we cut our losses. You guys! You guys, I am so sorry. I realize I should not have used the word "reunion." I should have said that it was an excuse to see each other. I really didn't think that out. - I'm sorry. - No, no, no. You guys were so great. And this was a really nice chance for us to get together. Right, ladies? - Yeah, sure. - Oh, yes. Oh, yes, really great. - So great. - Thank you so much. I was supposed to go to my brother's wedding, - but this is nice, too. - AUBREY: Aw. - Yeah. - CHLOE: Bellas, a toast. - AMY: There! - Toast! Yay! (crying): To the most amazing group of women I have ever known. - (cheering, whooping) - I would do anything to sing with you guys again. - Anything! - (gasps) I mean, really, I could just crap myself! - Oh. - Uh-uh. ALL: Cheers. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm having a crazy idea. Okay, I've mentioned that my dad is in the Army and, like, basically killed Osama bin Laden, right? Some new information in that sentence, but okay. Well, what I mean is, he's kind of a big deal in the Army. And every year, the USO puts on this performance to entertain and support the troops. And this year, DJ Khaled is hosting. He's got, like, a gazillion hit songs, and he's super famous. - I saw him on a tax commercial. - (others gasping) What if I could get us an invite? To sing? No, to run military dark ops. - Yes, of course, to sing. - (laughter) Is there a competition? There should always be a competition. Oh, um... well, well, no, but... let's sing together again. And... and maybe I'll see my dad. Or maybe I won't, you know, because he has something really important to do. Or maybe I'll be the most important thing in his life this time. Maybe.
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You know, you've got these great jobs, right? - I have one of those. Yes. - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah, we all... - (all talking over each other) Okay. Great. (all continue talking over each other) - I am such an idiot. I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, okay. - No, no. ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, the Barden Bellas. Yeah, okay. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we should probably go get ready. But you guys, I'll, um... I'll see you guys? - Yeah. Yeah. - After? Okay. - Totally. All right, maybe. Bye, guys. - You're gonna have so much fun. - Bye. Fired twice in one day.
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- What was that? - That was so much eye contact. ♪ One, two, three, they gonna run back to me ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never got to keep ♪ ♪ One, two, three, they gonna run back to me ♪ ♪ They always want to come but they never want to leave ♪ ♪ My ex's and the oh-oh-oh's, they haunt me ♪ ♪ Like gho-o-osts, they want me ♪ ♪ To make 'em all, all, all ♪ ♪ They won't let go, ex's and oh's. ♪
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There now, Sir Bounce-a-lot. You take good care of my Turnip Top. Eh? - (blows raspberry) - (laughs)
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♪ Everybody needs a little time away ♪ ♪ I heard her say ♪ ♪ From each other. ♪
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Thanks.
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And then, maybe a few days later, we'll go to third base? - (Amy chuckles) - That's a "no" for me, so... Wait, what's after the third base? Why don't we get you to your first venue? Come on. CHICAGO: All right, well, we are really excited to have you here. Right now we're in Hangar Three. This is where we keep all of our helicopters. Of course, now we've got the big stage built up for the tour. So, on the tour, we've got three bands. Over here, we got Saddle Up. This is Young Sparrow and DJ Dragon Nutz. And behind me is Evermoist. - (quiet chatter) - CHICAGO: Oh! And check it out. DJ Khaled just rolled in. GAIL: Let's set the stage, all right? - Let's get ready before the... - So we should turn around - and shoot into it, I think. - ...the Bellas out. - Get the Bellas... - CHICAGO: Hey, guys. Come say hey to the new group. - Yo. - Hi. - LILLY: Oh. AUBREY: Hello. We're the Bellas, formerly of Barden University and currently of life. - Ladies. - Howdy. - Hey. - Hey. - DJ DRAGON NUTZ: Ladies, I want to give you a little forewarning. My man's social anxiety, when he's not behind the turntables, it's kind of crazy. - So be easy, all right? - Hello. - Hi. ♪ Hello ♪ ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪ Right on. I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity and Charity. - Hi. - Hey. - AMY: Hi. If I joined your group, I could be Obesity. (Amy chuckles) - Get it? - SERENITY: Oh, if you're wondering, - our presence here has nothing to do with... - Nothing. ...the nationally televised "Salute to the Troops" special where DJ Khaled is going to pick one group to open for him at the end of this tour. That was a lot of exposition. So there is a competition. I knew it. - And so there is. - Idiots! GAIL: What, do you think we care about just watching you guys? It's a competition! Hello! You guys just sing other people's songs, right? - Like a cover band. - (chuckling): No, no, no, no. - No. - Uh, no, no, no. Uh, well, actually, Emily writes original songs for the Bellas. I mean, I don't really do it anymore. - I kind of did that one, and then I... - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You with us or against us? And it was one of your dads who gave you the spot on the tour, right? - (gasps) Oh, my God. - Um... - Ooh... - EMILY: Guys, stop. They just don't like sharing the spotlight, so they're trying to intimidate us. Let's just take the high road and do what we do. You thinking what I'm thinking? What are you thinking? - A riff-off. - (gasping) - That's not what I was thinking. - A riff-off! Wait. Yes. A riff-off! Yes! - What is a riff-off? - Yeah. A riff-off is a little game that we like to play to see who's better. - Mm-hmm. - We start with a topic. Um... - Let's say "party songs." - Ooh. - Nice. Yeah, and then we lay down a beat. - GAIL: Oh, yeah, bring it, Bellas! - (John chuckling) - Oh, go, ladies. - (beatboxing)
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- ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - AMY: Dad! - (laughing) I knew that song would get you. - Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah. - (laughing) - (grunts) (laughing): That's my girl. I can't wait. We'll travel the world in my yacht, stop at all your favorite places... the Atlantic Ocean, - the Pacific Ocean... - That would be great! But I'm in the middle of a tour right now. But that's perfect. I'll finally be able to see one of your performances. Dad, you've never come to any of my performances. Sweetheart, I've changed. It's not the first time I've heard that. But you're still my little Turnip Top, aren't you? I promise I won't screw it up this time. MAN: General Posen and I were wrapping up a, uh, clandestine operation. In fact, I've just come from our classified briefing. Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad? He was so excited to see your show. It's just too bad that he can't make it.
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♪ I'm comin' up ♪ ♪ So you better get this party started ♪ ♪ I'm comin' up, I'm comin' ♪ ♪ I'm comin' up, so you ♪ ♪ Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ I said, "You're holding back" ♪ ♪ She said, "Shut up and dance with me" ♪ ♪ Give me that toot-toot ♪ ♪ Let me give you that beep-beep ♪ ♪ Running her hands through my fro ♪ ♪ Bouncing on 24s while they say on the radio ♪ ♪ It's the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen ♪ - ♪ Mama rollin' ♪ - ♪ Rollin' in my 6-4 ♪ - ♪ Bada-bop ♪ - ♪ With all my Bellas saying ♪ ♪ Swing down, sweet chariot, stop and let me ride ♪ - ♪ Hell yeah ♪ - ♪ Swing down ♪ ♪ Sweet chariot, stop and let me ride ♪ ♪ Let me ride... ♪ (holding high note) Is that feedback? (continues holding note)
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JOHN: Well, it's a big night for the Bellas, Gail. GAIL: First stop on the tour... Rota, Spain. Here we go. Young Sparrow! (trilling) Attention! ♪ Girl, don't keep me waiting now ♪ ♪ Need you to shake it, turn and break it down ♪ ♪ Yeah, you know you got 'em now ♪ ♪ Got, got 'em now ♪ They're so... dope. You guys, this is the first time we're performing together in three years. - It's gonna be so much fun. - Let's do this. ♪ You're my only temptation, I'm too gone, I'm too faded ♪ ♪ I've two shots, so don't place that workout ♪ ♪ Now can I hear you say whoa now? ♪ ♪ Let's party, girl... ♪
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CHLOE: Yeah, so you guys saw what we did there, right? - Yeah. - So... it's singing. CHLOE: No, well... (chuckles) We just took the last word of the old song and matched it with the first word of the new song, but you stay on tempo, stay on beat, stay on pitch and, of course, - keep it in the relative key. - CALAMITY: That was great. - That was really well done. - Yeah. AUBREY: Okay, okay. Round two. Let's keep it simple this time. What about... "artists you didn't know were Jewish"? - Mm. - That was crazy. - What? - Let's do this. - Let's do this. - Okay. (beatboxing)