All right, people, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last 22 years... ...I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.
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Look, Miles, what I said at the door...
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...I think I really messed it up.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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What did I do to him?! No.
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I can't do this without you.
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Aw, come on.
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- You're a bit late. - We can't all be everywhere at once. Little text might've been nice. I was gone for less than two hours. What happened? Okay. I know what it looks like. - But here's the good news. - Oh, here we go. The multiverse didn't collapse. - Oh, cool! - Little touch and go. But it worked out. - Great story. Did you finish the goober? - It's not a goober. It's a gizmo. Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and bums me out. Don't get excited, Miguel. - It's just a prototype. - Not excited. But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last. So we're just gonna roll the dice on this? So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first? Let's start at the beginning one last time. Earth '67. Whoa! What the...? I'm Spider-Man. - I need you to come with me. - Who the heck are you? I just told you... Listen. I'm from the future. - How dare you point at me! - You were pointing first. - It's rude to point. - You're being very rude. Which one pointed first? Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously. - You're pointing at me right now. - I'm not pointing. Look at your finger. I'm pointing out your pointing, which is different. You haven't seen pointing. You're accusing me of pointing while you're...!
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What a day. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married... ...saved the city some more, maybe too much. My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices. Don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant. Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring. I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May. My wife and I... split up. But I handled it like a champion. 'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? Could you imagine? A seahorse seeing another seahorse... ...and then making it work?
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She wanted kids and... And it scared me. I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash-forward: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups... ...doing ab crunches, getting strong... ...when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was real weird. You see, I was in New York, but things were different. Also, I was dead. And blond. I was kind of perfect. It was like looking in a mirror.
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Stop! Stop! I gotcha. I gotcha. Hey, kid. Drop the body.
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That thing you gave me, that key...
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See you, officers!
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Who are you?
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Stop!
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Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay. Saved a bunch of people. Got hit by a drone. I did this with my dad. Met my roommate. Finally. Slapped a sticker where my dad's never gonna find it. And when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through... ...I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask.
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I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next? Me, too. Who are you? What are you doin' over there? Freeze! PDNY.
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I look forward to workin' with you. Yeah, me, too. I guess. I don't approve of your methods...