Gotta still hit the farmers' market. - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. - You got this? - Yes. He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
Chef
4.3s
Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?
Chef
2.9s
Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.
Chef
43.6s
Yes? How can I help you? Isn't this, um... Wasn't this on the menu last time I... I... I visited? I believe it was. I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be... be different, more of an event. I understand. Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable? Um... could I actually... Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper? I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe. - Um... - If I may? The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard, they shipped me this bottle as a gift, and I've just been waiting for the right occasion. That... that's very generous of you. Is Chef Casper here? Unfortunately, he was called away.
Chef
18.3s
Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. - Hi. - Hi. So my publicist said that she can talk to you. - Why don't you talk to her? - About what? - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote. - I don't think you get it. - Get what? Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
Chef
6.2s
You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on. What's th... Who's this girl? - Carl. - What?
Chef
5.9s
- I don't think I should read it. - Just... Can you read it to me, please? Read the reply.
Chef
25.3s
- Hey, Inez. - Hi. - Did you talk to Jen? - Yeah, I just got off with her. - And? - And, uh, you know, it's terrible. What do you want me to tell you? I just wanna cook. Everything is going to work out. Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises. I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week. That's good. Yeah, so, listen, until this whole job thing works out, could you keep Percy for me?
Chef
2.1s
Is he there?
Chef
2.8s
'Bye.
Chef
2.2s
What do you say?
Chef
33.6s
- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. - Look at that. - Mmm. I love both of you. We love you, man. Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. I got no job prospects whatsoever. - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. I don't even know what that means. I'm everywhere. OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.
Chef
29.6s
I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone. - Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar. - Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now. - We are in deep weeds. - This guy's tweeting me. This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving? I don't know. They're serving the same shit. - What's he eating? - I think he's... - What course is he on? - He's... He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. You just keep him right where the fuck he is. - What?! - I'm parking the car. - Carl, what? - Don't let him leave. Keep the motherfucker there!
Chef
23.5s
Is he here? Is the fucker still here? - Oh, fuck. - Let's go into the back of the house. I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing. Let's go to the kitchen. Stop it. Stop it for a second! Let's just... I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time. - OK. - I am not cloying. I am not needy. I don't care what you think. You're not getting to me. I'm not needy!
Chef
21.1s
What sacrifices I make to make you happy and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit? OK. - It hurts! - Yes. It fucking hurts when you write that shit! - It hurt you. - It does. It does. He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down! You asshole!
Chef
12.1s
You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten! OK. OK. It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole!
Chef
6.5s
To make people laugh. You know how hard I work for this shit? Do you know how hard my whole staff works?
Chef
5.6s
Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. That's not what makes the centre molten.