- Be real with me. - I am. You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life that need your attention, like Percy.
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Hm?
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So you need me to come with you to watch Percy? - Yeah. - So I'm the nanny? Yes, his nanny, in Miami.
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He's hurt. He misses you.
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Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father.
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You're not happy.
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I want you to be happy.
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Hi, Flora. Percy here? Percy aqui? - He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here? - Sure. - Thanks. - Hi. - Why are you here? I'm here to see... here to see Percy. - Oh. - It's been a while. I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming? - I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping. - OK. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second. She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping, she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping. - Let me talk to him. - Can you talk to me for one second first? Please? Come.
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So why don't you come with us? - What? - Yeah, come with us. You want me to go... I can't come with you to Miami. I don't... I got all... I don't have any money. I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over with the internet, Twitter, all that shit. Yeah, but I could lend you some money before you... I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you. You know that he's really upset because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?
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Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin. - Booties? - Excuse me?
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- I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - OK. You do that. Thank you.
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Try this. The yucca's amazing. I love yucca.
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- You're the best. - Yeah.
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You're full of shit.
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- You don't... - I know. I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had. - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08. So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar. - Right. That's tough. - What do you want? You want a coconut water? - Um... - You OK? I'm alright. I'm alright. - Do you want a drink? - I would... No. Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here. - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy. We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right? Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff. - Pick it. - The... For the... For here? I don't know. Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down, 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here. You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh... Can't do that. We'll go with, I don't know, this one? - You like that one? - I think... If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would... This just seems like it goes with anything. People aren't walking on the walls, Carl. Or I could keep it if I want. - The... - Keep the kid. - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine. - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
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Is it... So it's yours? I don't know. That's what she's saying.
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Look at you. She's pregnant. Just found out. The... This one? Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
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- Casper's here. - How ya doing? - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going? Come over here. Candy, come over here. You're a sight for sore eyes. What you want to eat, something? I want to see you eat something. Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something. Thanks.