Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !
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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.
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If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
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Don't all run at once. I guess nobody's responsible. Guess I just had that one a-comin'.
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- I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable.
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What do you think I oughta do with you ? I don't know, sir.
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That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone.
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It wasn't until... Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives... just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle. Boom ! An explosion happened. And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere ! And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door, both legs missin'. Lula May's baby boy ! He look up at me. He said, "Payne ! I can't feel my legs." I said, "Bubba, they ain't there." And I looked down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here. And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. 'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it." All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place ! It was just me and my sidearm. And I had no other alternative... but to blast my way out.
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"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !
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- Whoa. Where you goin' ? - I'm goin' in the black op. You can't come. You're too little. Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ?
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No. I didn't, actually. In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story. Perhaps over dinner ?
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Okay. I'll go get ready. - Me too. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. All right, good-bye.
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Hello, Miss Walburn. You just missed a little bedtime story.
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Let me tell you that story.
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Well, ain't you gonna eat ?
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Okay.
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There's only one place where we can go To see freaky girls doin' shows Doin' tricks to make us holler Ain't you gonna dance ? Benson. Not like others but above the rest Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on Benson. Nobody does the robot anymore. Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire. - I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh. How hard Hard like a rock When you make that coochie pop Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby Pop that coochie Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie Pop, pop that coochie, baby Freaky girls with plenty of class Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out - Moving that body with plenty of action Bringin' to the man more satisfaction Doin' what they did to turn us out Just work that body all the way out Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it Bend over and spread 'em, girl Show me those cultured pearls Play that butt and don't you quit Then blow me a freaky kiss Girl, you know you look so cute Williams, you take these guys and fan out the left flank of the school. Go ! Gotcha. Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right. - Got it ? - Got it. Come on !