To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
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Major Payne. What are you doing here ? I was told you were on an important assignment. Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? I suggest we get this party started. Is that okay with you, Colonel ?
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You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. He's my blind seein'-eye dog.
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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
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Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.
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Negative.
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Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.
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"Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad - Let's move out ! - Get in front of that wall ! - B-B-B-B-Bad - Follow me ! B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone When I walk the streets Kings and queens step aside - Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell you about it baby What I see I make my own And I'm here to tell you, honey - That I'm bad to the bone - My arm ! - Bad to the bone - I've been shot ! - Bad to the bone Let me take a look at that. - Want me to show you a little trick ? Take your mind off that arm ? Give me your hand. Now, you may feel a little... pressure.
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I will be... sensitive... to his needs.
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You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?
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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !
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Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! - Work every time. And I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.
