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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

Major Payne

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You're a no good heartbreaker You're a liar and you're a cheat And I don't know why I let you do these things to me My friends keep tellin' me That you ain't no good Oh-h-h-h but they don't know That I'd leave you if I could I guess I'm uptight And I'm stuck like glue 'Cause I ain't never I ain't never I ain't never no, no Loved a man the way-- I can't believe he actually left. Alex, where are you going ? To the games. You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. We don't have a chance without Payne. Listen, Payne or no Payne, I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.

Major Payne

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You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.

Major Payne

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Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.

Major Payne

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This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne. We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can. Hustle, move it ! Let's go ! Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson. What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ? Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school. Bye. Have a good time.

Major Payne

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I want that trophy. If you turds can bring me that trophy, I will resign my command. This is a black op, gentlemen. If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... and you will pay the price. That is my deal. Do you accept it ? Sir... yes, sir. Then bring me my trophy.

Major Payne

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Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.

Major Payne

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- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.

Major Payne

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Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.

Major Payne

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Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !

Major Payne

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Good night, princess.

Major Payne

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It's from my heart.

Major Payne

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Good night.

Major Payne

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Go tell Mama bring my field knife.

Major Payne

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Go, Tiger ! Go !

Major Payne

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Look at you, though. Regular little soldier man. You a hard-ass now ? What are you doin' here ? It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.

Major Payne

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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.

Major Payne

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What the hell are you doin' in my office ? It was a trap. You set us up. I mighta made a little anonymous call. You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. It was about achievin' your objective.

Major Payne

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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.

Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.

I want that trophy. If you turds can bring me that trophy, I will resign my command. This is a black op, gentlemen. If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... and you will pay the price. That is my deal. Do you accept it ? Sir... yes, sir. Then bring me my trophy.

Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.

- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.

Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.

Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !

Good night, princess.

It's from my heart.

Good night.

Go tell Mama bring my field knife.

Go, Tiger ! Go !

Look at you, though. Regular little soldier man. You a hard-ass now ? What are you doin' here ? It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian.

My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.

What the hell are you doin' in my office ? It was a trap. You set us up. I mighta made a little anonymous call. You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ? We got the crap kicked out of us because of you ! Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair. It was about achievin' your objective.