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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

Major Payne

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You're a no good heartbreaker You're a liar and you're a cheat And I don't know why I let you do these things to me My friends keep tellin' me That you ain't no good Oh-h-h-h but they don't know That I'd leave you if I could I guess I'm uptight And I'm stuck like glue 'Cause I ain't never I ain't never I ain't never no, no Loved a man the way-- I can't believe he actually left. Alex, where are you going ? To the games. You guys better start getting ready. We gotta be there in an hour. We don't have to go to the games. Payne's gone. We don't have a chance without Payne. Listen, Payne or no Payne, I'm gonna go out there and win that stupid trophy. We busted our asses off out there gettin' ready for this. Now I didn't go through all that to come out empty-handed.

Major Payne

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Have you been reading the book ? I might have glanced at it once or twice. Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? The man who lives in my closet. Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. Go on, now. Git ! Sensitive.

Major Payne

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Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.

Major Payne

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What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.

Major Payne

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You run on back to bed. That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. Thank you, Major. I love you.

Major Payne

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Okay.

Major Payne

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I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset. Them some mighty fine vittles. Shouldn't let 'em go to waste. You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides... with the way you're dealing with the children. That was almost a really good thing... you tried to do for Tiger tonight. May I make a suggestion ?

Major Payne

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You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.

Major Payne

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Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.

Major Payne

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Proceed.

Major Payne

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This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne. We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can. Hustle, move it ! Let's go ! Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson. What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ? Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school. Bye. Have a good time.

Major Payne

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I want that trophy. If you turds can bring me that trophy, I will resign my command. This is a black op, gentlemen. If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... and you will pay the price. That is my deal. Do you accept it ? Sir... yes, sir. Then bring me my trophy.

Major Payne

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Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.

Major Payne

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- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.

Major Payne

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Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.

Major Payne

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Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !

Major Payne

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Good night, princess.

Major Payne

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Sir, squad is formed, sir.

Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.

What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.

You run on back to bed. That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. Thank you, Major. I love you.

Okay.

You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.

Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.

Proceed.

I want that trophy. If you turds can bring me that trophy, I will resign my command. This is a black op, gentlemen. If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge... and you will pay the price. That is my deal. Do you accept it ? Sir... yes, sir. Then bring me my trophy.

Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you... Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm ! I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Try it.

- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir. I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?" Yes, sir ! Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours. You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance.

Really ? Well, where'd you get it ? From my heart. Left ventricle. I took it out myself with a field knife. And I want you to have that. Thank you, Benson.

Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !

Good night, princess.