Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !
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Madison, present arms ! Cadets, order arms !
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That-a-boy. Sit. Good boy.
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Taggert, present arms. Stapleton, present arms !
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Wellington, present arms !
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The Glee Club... - will be meeting at 3:30.
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Good shot, Williams. I got nothin' to say to you. All right, Fox. Keep goin'. Yes ! Come on, guys ! Maggots ! Pull !
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Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ? Nah, of course not. - How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ? My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies.
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Post.
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Maybe... I like ya. Just like ? Maybe... I like you a lot. That's it ? Don't push the "maybe," baby. Now let's win this thing ! We have nobody to lead the drill. - 'Course we do. - Who ? - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? - What ? - That's right. That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. I can't do it. I'm too little. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.
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Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! Knock it off ! Knock it off ! I want that man arrested !
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Hello, Mr. Denial. While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? Yeah, no thanks to you. So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.
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To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
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Major Payne. What are you doing here ? I was told you were on an important assignment. Well, what could be more important than my boys winnin' this here competition ? I suggest we get this party started. Is that okay with you, Colonel ?
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You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. He's my blind seein'-eye dog.
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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
