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Got no worry, got no stress Got no worry, got no stress 'Cause we feel good in our dress 'Cause we feel good in our dress Major Payne's a major dis Major Payne's a major dis Makes us squat when we piss He makes us squat when we piss Got no worries Got no care - Got no worries, got no care I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann Gotta earn my right to be called a man Gotta earn my right to be called a man I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command ! Maybe I'll have to change my name... - to Pimp Daddy Payne ! - Heh-heh-heh. - Major !

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What are the boys doing in those dresses ? They puttin' on a fashion show. I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement. Weren't you gonna be my big helper ? Yeah, but they started it. - Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle. - I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle. All right, ladies ! Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly. Let's move it.

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Do you really think that this approach... is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ? They may not like me, but they will respect me. Let me be more direct. - They hate you. - Good. It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team. - That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire. Here. I would like you to consider an alternative approach. I want you to have this book. Read it. Apply it.

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- You should shave your legs more. - Shut up ! Good day, Miss Walburn.

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Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him.

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- Closer. Closer. Now, now, now put your arm around him.

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You think I owe you an apology ?

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- Hello, Betty. - Aghhh !

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He's in there ?

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You wanna see nurturin' ?

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Maybe what he need... is for you to pop your titty out his mouth... and let the boy grow up. Excuse me ? What did you say ? I didn't stutter. I said: "Pop your titty out his mouth... and stop babyin' him !" I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing. And I call it neutering ! And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole ! I ain't frigid. He's still there !

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Sensitive. You call that being sensitive ? Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne. - Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989. Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him. I know all about it. Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now... is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him.

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Well, that's all this is. Why don't you run on back to your room... before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off.

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Have you been reading the book ? I might have glanced at it once or twice. Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? The man who lives in my closet. Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. Go on, now. Git ! Sensitive.

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Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.

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Shut up. All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. - What is it ? - What ? What ? - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !

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What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.

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- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ? Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice ! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !

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