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Now, be advised, ladies, - we are going to win the Virginia Military Games ! - I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November. Get used to the sound of that word ! - Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ? I did somethin' bad. - You nasty little worm ! Go change your Huggies, boy, and be back here pronto ! Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me ! You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet... - and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ? - What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ? - No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd, - otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry !

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Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir !

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Sir, the squad is formed, sir !

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Wait ! Hey, guys ! Don't start without me ! Come on ! Wait ! Hold on. Comin'.

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- Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up. I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this ! You're scaring me !

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Let me tell you that story.

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I don't suppose you dance.

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No. I didn't, actually. In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story. Perhaps over dinner ?

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So how 'bout it, guys ? You with me ? - Uh, I'm-- - Sure. - Yeah. - I can't hear you ! - Sir, yes, sir ! Just a little bit louder now. Sir, yes, sir ! One more time, you maggots. Sir, yes, sir-r-r-r !

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You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From now on, you are no longer turds. You've graduated... to maggots. You're a family, a team. Let's win them games.

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The rest of you men feel the same way ?

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Hey, hey, hey, Major. Where you goin' ? Back to killin'. You wanna come ?

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It wasn't until... Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives... just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle. Boom ! An explosion happened. And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere ! And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door, both legs missin'. Lula May's baby boy ! He look up at me. He said, "Payne ! I can't feel my legs." I said, "Bubba, they ain't there." And I looked down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here. And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. 'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it." All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place ! It was just me and my sidearm. And I had no other alternative... but to blast my way out.

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I didn't think so. Go lead your men into victory. Great. What happened to unity and family... and all that other bullshit that you taught us ? I never said families don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah ?

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- Whoa. Where you goin' ? - I'm goin' in the black op. You can't come. You're too little. Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ?

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Go on back to your bunk, son.

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Madison is a loser.

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"Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !" Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam ! - Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !

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