Sir, the major will be there, sir ! Good man. I'll see you in Washington.
Major Payne
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That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone.
Major Payne
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All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded. Boom ! Heh-heh-heh. You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain, causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation. But enough about me, woman. What's your story ? I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now. - Ain't you never been married ? Yeah, I was. What happened ? You terminate his command ? No. Actually, he left. I wanted children. He didn't. Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped... and have his brains mailed back to his mother. Well, thank you, Benson.
Major Payne
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- I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ? It's a bullet.
Major Payne
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Hello, Miss Walburn. You just missed a little bedtime story.
Major Payne
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Present arms ! Order arms ! Left face !
Major Payne
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I've been known to cut a little rug... in my day.
Major Payne
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You go on now.
Major Payne
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Right face ! Rank, rest !
Major Payne
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Okay.
Major Payne
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Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him.
Major Payne
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- Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma. - Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us. - Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips. - Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us. What kind of shootin' is that ? Hey ! Hey, dummy ! What's the matter, you can't see, either ? We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch. You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass ! We're gonna have to prove... - Payne did something so vile, so perverse, so disgusting... that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him.
Major Payne
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Sort of. I'd like to make a suggestion. Why don't you and I become partners... in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ? What do you say ?
Major Payne
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You think I owe you an apology ?
Major Payne
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Ooh !
Major Payne
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I wanna get that trophy, sir. Come again ? I wanna get that trophy, sir. - What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir. - You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir.
Major Payne
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You know, when they're through with you, they're just gonna cut you loose again.
Major Payne
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Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle.