To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
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- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? Woman, under this here hat... I've trained 20,432... combat killin' machines. Well, that's just my point. You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.
Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !
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This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.
Major Payne
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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !
Major Payne
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How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
Major Payne
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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.
Major Payne
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Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.
Major Payne
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Stone. You are now cadet sergeant. If these men win the Virginia Military Games, it'll be because you have led them to a victory. If they lose, it'll be because you failed them.
Major Payne
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I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.