Are you telling me a teenage boy out-fought two full-grown men? -Well, sir-- -Actually, three men. -Two-and-a-half. -You should have seen him. It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere. I've never seen so many arms and legs. [sighs] This is not good. The boy knows what he has. Sir, if I may ask, what exactly does he have?
Wish Dragon
28.7s
Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. Fine. Do exactly what I say. -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. -Really? -Sir, I just-- wanted to offer you a hot towel. Sir, you just-- [shushes]
Wish Dragon
2.9s
It contains everything you need.
Wish Dragon
9.3s
Oh. Well, uh, I'll just… [grunts] …go around. Did you order the dumpling soup? [trilling pipa] I am a god.
Wish Dragon
4s
So, that's what you've learned after all these years?
Wish Dragon
4.1s
-What are you doing? -Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!
Wish Dragon
7.2s
Um, actually, I need $7.35-- You dare reject the will of the gods?
Wish Dragon
15.8s
[solemn choir music] No, I can't! I have to go back. Back? Turn me back into a Wish Dragon! I have one more wish to grant. Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it. You're ridiculous! Old man in a skirt. -This isn't a skirt! -Send me back!
Wish Dragon
1s
Yeah.
Wish Dragon
28.5s
Din? Be careful. What are you doing? -Wei! Old buddy… -Dude, you gotta watch where you're going. -Think you could get the assignment? -You haven't been to class in two weeks. I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on. Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl? What? No. Maybe. Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special. So, can you just get me the assignment, please?
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Kind of… yeah?
Wish Dragon
27.2s
What's happening? Welcome, LongZhu. -What's going on? Where am I? -Congratulations. Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete. Complete? I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master. You have put the needs of another before yourself and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. You are now free to enter the spirit world.
Wish Dragon
27.7s
What? I made you a prince. No, no, I said princeling. Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] That's like ten different wishes. You have two. Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? I don't care about that. I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
Wish Dragon
9.5s
Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face. So embarrassing. [chuckles] Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over.