-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
Wish Dragon
11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
Wish Dragon
11.2s
Hold on, is that… [Mrs. Chu] Huh? [bright, uplifting music] [women chanting] No way! [Li Na laughs] Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!
Wish Dragon
1.7s
-Delivery! -Thank you.
Wish Dragon
15.2s
[in English] ♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪ ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ ♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪
Wish Dragon
1s
Bye, Din.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
How did you get in there?
Wish Dragon
2.9s
What are you looking at? A god, that's what.
Wish Dragon
9.2s
Din, I… When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that-- It's okay, Mom.
Wish Dragon
12.5s
Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit! -We were about to have dinner. -You don't have to. Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure. And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours!
Wish Dragon
7.6s
They're much too young to be holding hands. [all] Shut up! Here, you look like you could use a good, home-cooked meal.
Wish Dragon
7.5s
[laughs, cries] Well… it's late and, uh, we should have dinner. -Here. -[knocking at door]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
I know what you did.
Wish Dragon
7s
Din, what trouble have you started now? No, no. No trouble at all. I just came to apologize.
