What? I made you a prince. No, no, I said princeling. Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] That's like ten different wishes. You have two. Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? I don't care about that. I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Certain expectations I have to meet.
Wish Dragon
9.5s
Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face. So embarrassing. [chuckles] Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over.
Wish Dragon
13s
-Stop that! -Stupid clouds. Stop… stop that this instant! Ah! My friend needs me. Fine! We will permit you to return. But only under one condition.
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Don't worry. We got this.
Wish Dragon
2.3s
You're too good. I'm gonna cry.
Wish Dragon
17.2s
Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu. -Better make that three. -Good! As you wish, sir. So, listen, Dan, about last night, sorry for acting so weird. To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened. Ignore her and she's yours.
Wish Dragon
5.9s
I was just trying to… I know what you were trying to do.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
Right. Respectable.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
[Din groans] Din, I'm working late tonight.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
Thanks. It's just not the same without hot sauce.
Wish Dragon
3.7s
[distorted, slowed-down audio]
Wish Dragon
2.1s
Wait, what happened to your suit?
Wish Dragon
16s
-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
Wish Dragon
5.2s
[both exclaiming] [Din] Oh, no!
Wish Dragon
6.2s
-You had a lot of friends? -No! I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it.
