[Mr. Wang] Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex. And what's the family business? Uh, dumplings! I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general. All of them. Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself. You two should have lunch. -Dad! -Uh, yes. -Of course. I'd love that. -Excellent. Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners. I didn't get your name. Oh, I'm… -Dan. -Pleasure to meet you, Dan. Where would you like to go? The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation-- -Excuse me, sir. A very important call. -Just give me a few minutes. Sir, they said they need to talk now. [sighs] Put them on.
Wish Dragon
13.2s
Um, well, actually… I'm-- There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness. Just in time. Your father will be here any second. -He made it? -Uh, yes.
Wish Dragon
9.7s
Long, -were you a-- -Yes, yes, I was human. For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot? And I was the best human ever!
Wish Dragon
5.3s
So, um, would you really like to-- Yes. Yeah. [chuckles]
Wish Dragon
5.9s
I'm sorry, do I-- Oh! Ah! Oh, jeez, are you okay?
Wish Dragon
2.5s
Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting.
Wish Dragon
4.2s
I'm fine. [both laugh] Here.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[woman] There you are, snake eyes.
Wish Dragon
1s
Here you are.
Wish Dragon
28.6s
Well, I… uh… I'll tell you. Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. You should learn to have faith in humanity. I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand the power of human friendship. It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
23.8s
We talked and it was just like old times. We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. Everything is going to plan! Oh, really, Dan. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. You're not gonna, because there is no right time. You're the peasant, she's the princess. Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.
Wish Dragon
18.8s
Li Na! There you are. -Oh. Hi, Dad. -Buckley informs me the party was perfect. Oh! Uh, yes, it was. -Thank you, Dad. -You had a good time? Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to and I think I was able to make some really important… connections.
Wish Dragon
8.8s
-Good? -No, not good. Terribly. Horribly! Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status. Why'd you lie?