-I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. She's my best friend. That's my wish.
Wish Dragon
13.2s
-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
Wish Dragon
9s
Careful what you don't wish for. -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to-- -Fly everywhere? You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?
Wish Dragon
7.7s
Okay, what's the wish? Okay, you see her? Hi, good evening. -Thank you for coming. -Li Na, happy birthday. How are you?
Wish Dragon
8s
Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world, and you waste it on a friend? What could be more important?
Wish Dragon
3.8s
It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
What is this?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
Why?
Wish Dragon
22.3s
A lonely boy waits after school. Me. Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. Just look at him with his mindless grin. So naive. So ignorant. So stupid.
Wish Dragon
8.1s
Oh! That's right. Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. I haven't explained everything. Down, please.
Wish Dragon
11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
Wish Dragon
5.1s
Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. It's not a little man. It's television.
Wish Dragon
4.1s
-What are you doing? -Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!
Wish Dragon
3.8s
[Din] Car. Ah, the spoils of war on display?
Wish Dragon
1.8s
A giant metal bird?
Wish Dragon
1.1s
What's this?
Wish Dragon
20s
-What purpose-- -Stop light. -What in the world? -Ice cream. -How is this-- -Electricity. -I know it's all amazing-- -Amazing? When you've been around as long as I have, there's nothing in this world that could amaze-- "Shrimp chips." Peasant food, no doubt. [chewing loudly]
Wish Dragon
10.7s
You're quite a simple fellow. Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. [yelping] I can allow you to speak with a loved one on the other side of China!
