If we could have the birthday girl and her father come to the dance floor… There she is. And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage. Calling Mr. Wang! -Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. -Mr. Wang? Mr. Wang, come on down! I'm sure he'll be here any second. Mr. Wang. Wang? Do I have the right name? What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday? -[man 2] I know. -Come on. -We gotta do something. -[emcee] Mic was on. I apologize. [Din] Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here. It's time for the entertainment portion. Long, make some smoke. Lights. [electronic music playing] [Din] From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before. Introducing the great master! [whoosh] [crowd gasps, applauds] Trained in the art of Dragon Style. [crowd] Ooh!
Wish Dragon
15.5s
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? Uh, no. [mockingly] No. [hiccups] Oh, no. What's a man like you doing all by himself?
Wish Dragon
11.3s
I… I don't know what happened. She didn't even recognize me. Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? I'll have two to go. [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.
Wish Dragon
12.6s
So true. Who needs wine when you have good company? I believe you've misunder-- [hiccups] [laughs] I don't normally move this fast, but… Sorry, must run.
Wish Dragon
8.3s
Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye! Personal assistant. Never been so insulted. Lucky number eight!
Wish Dragon
2s
So, how's your best friend?
Wish Dragon
3.9s
Hello… Li Na?
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Where's that kid?
Wish Dragon
2.3s
Oh, handsome?
Wish Dragon
1.2s
Hello?
Wish Dragon
2.7s
Water. Water. I just need water.
Wish Dragon
1.8s
[spluttering]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[sighs in relief]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[panting]
Wish Dragon
23.3s
Got it. Game face. -Whoo. Here we go! -Hi, Li Na! Happy-- Hi, it's so great to see you again. -Oh, i feel that same way. So-- -This is just the greatest day of my life. Uh, wow, you too? Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something. -Hi, it's so good to see you again. -Actually, we never met. -If I may? -Hi, it's so great to see you again.
Wish Dragon
54.1s
-Li Na. -It's so good to see you again. How does it feel to be 19, dear? Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately-- Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup? Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing. -Where's your father? -Li Na? I'll have him sign the contract. -Li Na! -It's so great to see you again! I want to talk about your future. I've been thinking about my future. Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part. -Yeah, I'm not sure-- -That's great! I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP. -Happy birthday! -It's so-- Oh, it's you, Buckley. We're halfway through the list. You're doing great. Yeah, great. Any word from my dad? He's working hard, just like we are. So, how about a little bit less of this, and more of this! All right, Din. [exhales] Here we go.
Wish Dragon
11.9s
[laughs] I'm sorry I'm laughing, but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care. Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours. Shoot me with your magic juice.
Wish Dragon
7.4s
[all gasp] [chuckles] Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people. The servants' entrance is around back.