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19.3s
[groaning] I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. A wish! Why didn't you just say so? Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! [whoosh, poof]
Wish Dragon
28.6s
Well, I… uh… I'll tell you. Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. You should learn to have faith in humanity. I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand the power of human friendship. It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.
Wish Dragon
23.8s
We talked and it was just like old times. We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. Everything is going to plan! Oh, really, Dan. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. You're not gonna, because there is no right time. You're the peasant, she's the princess. Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.
Wish Dragon
28.7s
Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. Fine. Do exactly what I say. -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. -Really? -Sir, I just-- wanted to offer you a hot towel. Sir, you just-- [shushes]
Wish Dragon
21s
I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon