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36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
17s
-How do you fit in this teapot? -Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot. So small. How old are you? -That's not-- -Where'd you come from? -All you need-- -Look at your arms. Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it. Oh, can you breathe fire? [splutters]
Wish Dragon
33.9s
This is worse than my teapot. Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just-- Yes, go ahead. Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! -Look, Din, you're gonna have to use-- -[honking] You're gonna have to-- You're going to have to-- -You're gonna have to use-- -[honks] Use a wish! You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. Even if it takes all day.
Wish Dragon
23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
Wish Dragon