-Is that a trick question? -No. Literally anything else. Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?
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4.1s
Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.
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4.3s
[woman singing romantically in Chinese]
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1.7s
How did you get in there?
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23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
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11.4s
What dark magic is this? Where is the tiny orchestra? How do they fit in this metal box? Two wishes. Anything I want. [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want.
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11.2s
Hold on, is that… [Mrs. Chu] Huh? [bright, uplifting music] [women chanting] No way! [Li Na laughs] Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!
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2.9s
What are you looking at? A god, that's what.
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2.4s
[muffled crying]
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1.1s
[Din's mom] Din.
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1.2s
Are you okay?
Wish Dragon
1s
Trust me.
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1s
Hey, Din.
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33.9s
This is worse than my teapot. Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just-- Yes, go ahead. Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! -Look, Din, you're gonna have to use-- -[honking] You're gonna have to-- You're going to have to-- -You're gonna have to use-- -[honks] Use a wish! You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. Even if it takes all day.
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23.3s
Got it. Game face. -Whoo. Here we go! -Hi, Li Na! Happy-- Hi, it's so great to see you again. -Oh, i feel that same way. So-- -This is just the greatest day of my life. Uh, wow, you too? Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something. -Hi, it's so good to see you again. -Actually, we never met. -If I may? -Hi, it's so great to see you again.
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11.3s
I… I don't know what happened. She didn't even recognize me. Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? I'll have two to go. [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.
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9.2s
I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away. -There's a wall here. It's cool, but-- -You mean, like, a cell phone? -[ringtone plays] -Ah!
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7.9s
It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family that you enjoy talking to, right? -Oh. -Madame, your table is ready.