You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
Wish Dragon
33.9s
This is worse than my teapot. Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just-- Yes, go ahead. Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! -Look, Din, you're gonna have to use-- -[honking] You're gonna have to-- You're going to have to-- -You're gonna have to use-- -[honks] Use a wish! You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. Even if it takes all day.
Wish Dragon
23.3s
All day? I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? [jaunty ring tone plays] Not gonna work, Din. [ring tone continues]
Wish Dragon
4.1s
[Long groans] The sun is moving faster than us.
Wish Dragon
4s
Uh, what is this? Traffic. Traffic.
Wish Dragon
3.3s
[indistinct chatter from TV]
Wish Dragon
1.4s
Use your wish, Din.
Wish Dragon
2.2s
[horns honking]
Wish Dragon
7.7s
Just… just one night out of the whole year, I thought maybe he could make time.
Wish Dragon
3.6s
This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this.
Wish Dragon
2.9s
Here, you got a little something on your face.
Wish Dragon
2.7s
I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.
Wish Dragon
2.6s
Yeah, it's not really coming off.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
[Li Na blows nose]
Wish Dragon
1.2s
I'm sorry.
Wish Dragon
8.2s
Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry? You're such a cute, fluffy, little, hairy-faced… [babbling]
Wish Dragon
8.6s
-It's him! Wake up! -Huh? Huh? -Hey, boss! Boss! -Hey, boss! -[short henchman] Boss! -The boy! [intense music plays]