What do you say we go for a real date? No Dan or any of that.
Wish Dragon
9.4s
Okay, we're here. -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. -Get where? -[horn honks] Great Wall of China!
Wish Dragon
23.1s
Excellent work, peasant boy. One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. You said "wish." Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? -[grunts] -Cool. Yes, it's all very cool.
Wish Dragon
2s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
4s
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?
Wish Dragon
36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
1s
Okay.
Wish Dragon
3.9s
You… you need a real dinner.
Wish Dragon
6.7s
You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. [Long] Oh, no!
Wish Dragon
1s
[both sigh]
Wish Dragon
1.9s
Fine, 24 hours.
Wish Dragon
5.8s
You mean to tell me this happens every single day?
Wish Dragon
1.3s
[tires screech]
Wish Dragon
35.6s
[in English] ♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ ♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪ ♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪ ♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪ ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪ ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ ♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪ [vocalizing] [song ends] [pensive instrumental music plays]
Wish Dragon
8.5s
-Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at-- -I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk. Of course. -I'm just on a very important call. -Dad.
Wish Dragon
3.8s
Oh, uh… What? Oh, that old thing.
Wish Dragon
6.7s
Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. I know what you're gonna say. -You do? -Yes.