Your mommy and I give you the presents, and we say they're from Santa.
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Of course I am, sweetheart.
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Put your nuts in. Yummy, yummy. Stop hurting my daddy... or Santa will get mad. Ah, what a cutie. So, what do we know about Santa, little one? She doesn't know anything about Santa.
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Ah, God. Whew.
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She got to stay up late and watch Home Alone. Uh-huh. It was so funny. - Yep. - That... that hurts. - All morning. - Okay, um... Thank you.
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I mean, Santa might have some magic, but... making a little girl fly?
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Don't be too hard on your parents, all right?
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Grown-up relationships are complicated.
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I am sorry about my sister. ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪ It is really nice to see you.
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Santa's just a thing adults tell kids to make them feel better, okay?
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Okay, Candy Cane. Stick one of his bozaks in there. I'm not touching his balls. What, are you a princess all of a sudden? I've seen you scoop out brains before. You want me to scoop his brains out, I'll scoop his brains out right now, but I'm not touching his junk. I don't care who does it. I better be looking at flat balls, like, in three seconds. I'll do it. Krampus. Perfect. Oh, not that guy. Not that guy. That's what I love about sociopaths. Always up for trying new things. You don't need to do this, okay? No, it's all right. Um... Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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To have you here. ♪ Jingle all the way... ♪ Okay, I'm behind. Catch me up on all the hot goss. Hot goss. Okay. Um, well, you remember Bert, my sister's pride and joy. Yo, yo, yo. This is the Bert Locker living that bling life on Christmas Eve.
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It takes work. A lot of work.
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You'll be f... You'll be fine. Sit tight. I'll be back in a sec.
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But giving you a kite, floating just beneath the clouds, well, it's about as good as it gets. I knew it. I knew you were real, Santa.
