Where'd he go? He went up the chimney. - I saw it. - I don't know, he had a rig or some pulley system - that just yanked him up. - You can't fit up there. - It's impossible. - Oh, you see one weird thing, and then you think you're in a fairy tale? Incoming. We've got sleigh bells approaching. Oh, my God. It's his reindeer.
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Well, I can't stand seeing another Santa in distress.
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Hey!
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Daddy said you were very busy tonight. I'm... I'm on a break. Who-who am I speaking to?
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All right, where the fuck is my money?! Where's the money?!
Wow, a big fat guy, gray beard. Eh? Santa... I'm gonna rip your fucking balls off.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Copy. What's the status on the Kill Squad?
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For doing this. I'm not doing it for you.
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All right, who did you hire to play Santa at your Christmas party, huh? I said, who's playing Santa at your fucked-up Christmas party? I didn't hire a Santa. I never have a Santa. It's tacky. So, who is he? ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride... ♪ Huh? Who is he? Somebody better start talking, or I'm gonna bash her brains in with this... Damn, Gertrude. You really got a thing for nutcrackers, huh?
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Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate full of cookies.
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Is it snowing? Is he doing this with Santa magic?
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To whom am I speaking? Well, for tonight, I'm Mr. Scrooge. Now, what is it that you want exactly, Santa? I want you to put down your weapons, I want you to let this family go, and then I want to find my reindeer, and I want to continue delivering my presents.
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Jean-Claude Van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie.
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What's the situation inside? Bunch of ex-military guys, but I got to warn you, they know you're coming. I think they're ready for you. They better be. We're on a tight schedule. Shit.
